South Park

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Aliens wreak havoc in the Rockies, first by subjecting Cartman to an anal probe, and then by abducting Kyle's baby brother.

Weight Gain 4000

Cartman tries to slim down when he learns a TV talk-show host is coming to town to give him an award, but he bulks up instead. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison hatches a plan to murder the visiting celeb.

Volcano

A volcanic eruption interrupts the boys' camping trip.

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

When his pup explores his sexuality, Stan gets so upset that he inadvertently threatens to blow the school's homecoming-game victory.

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

After a botched genetic experiment, Stan's clone is let loose in the town. Voices include Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Death

Pinkeye

A pinkeye epidemic interrupts the boys' plans to win a Halloween-costume contest; and Kenny has a run-in with a Russian space station when it falls to Earth.

Starvin' Marvin

After the boys contact an agency that helps starving children, Government authorities send Cartman to Ethiopia. Meanwhile, the town holds a drive for canned goods; and turkeys revolt against a genetic engineer.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Because he's Jewish, Kyle is denied involvement in the Nativity play and excluded from trips to see Santa. Meanwhile, South Park residents try to plan a politically correct celebration; and Mr. Hankey visits Kyle.

Damien

As Cartman celebrates his birthday, Jesus Christ and Satan duke it out on a pay-per-view TV special. Meanwhile, Satan's son Damien tries to fit in with the crowd after making a violent first impression.

Tom's Rhinoplasty

Mr. Garrison takes a leave of absence to have a nose job and is replaced by Miss Ellen, a substitute who threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.

Mecha-Streisand

The future of the world is at stake after the boys unearth a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster.

Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

When Cartman begins to exhibit odd behavior, a counselor suggests that finding his father may solve his problems.

Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"

An episode featuring Terrance and Phillip, who must save Canada from Saddam Hussein.

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

Chef and the boys rush to the hospital to check on Mephesto, who's gunned down just as he's set to reveal the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople search for the gunman and battle a snowstorm.

Chickenlover

Chaos ensues on the streets of South Park as the town is overcome by a crime wave that leaves scores of chickens assaulted. And Officer Barbrady's no help...because he's resigned.

Ike's Wee Wee

The boys try to circumvent a delicate surgical procedure set to be performed on Kyle's brother as part of a tradition begun by their Jewish ancestors. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is cut from his job after he botches a lecture on drugs.

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Kyle's terrified after an injury sustained during a dodgeball game sends him to the nurse---a conjoined twin with an unusual medical condition. Meanwhile, Pip leads the dodgeball team to the world championships in China.

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Jimbo and Ned launch a TV hunting show, which goes head-to-head with "Jesus and Pals," the popular cable-access series.

City on the Edge of Forever

The boys put twists on events such as the attempted assassination of a talk-show host and a fight with Death as their bus hangs off a cliff. Meanwhile, Ms. Crabtree finds fame when she goes to look for help.

Summer Sucks

The mayor devises a plan to make the town's Fourth of July celebration memorable, despite a ban on fireworks; and Mr. Hat vanishes, causing Mr. Garrison to visit a therapist.

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

Hollywood pooh-bahs in town for a film festival try to sign Mr. Hankey to a movie deal after their upscale cuisine disrupts the sewage system and nearly destroys him. Meanwhile, locals are up in arms over the movie-industry event.

Chickenpox

The town faces an outbreak of chicken pox.

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Stan, Kyle and Kenny gravitate toward a new planetarium; and Cartman auditions to be the star of "Les Miserables."

Clubhouses

The boys each build a clubhouse---and Stan is eager to have Wendy over for a game of "truth or dare." However, his parents' separation interferes with his plans.

Cow Days

During South Park's annual rodeo, the boys compete in a bull-riding contest. Meanwhile, the cows find religion.

Chef Aid

Chef invites some of his well-known musician friends to participate in a benefit concert after he loses all of his money in a lawsuit. Meanwhile, the boys join the workforce to help him get out of debt.

Spooky Fish

Stan fears his pet fish may be involved with a rash of unsolved murders that occur on Halloween. Meanwhile, Cartman starts killing people---with kindness, even going so far as to appreciate Wendy's liberal views.

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

The boys go to Cartman's grandmother's house for a holiday feast that's also attended by Cartman's uncle (an escaped con) and the police.

Gnomes (a.k.a. Underpants Gnomes)

The boys work on a project with a high-strung kid whose parents' coffee shop faces strong competition from a conglomerate that hopes to set up in South Park.

Prehistoric Ice Man

The boys unearth a prehistoric man frozen in ice, but the discovery jeopardizes Stan and Kyle's friendship when they argue over what to name him.

Rainforest Schmainforest

The boys accompany a teacher and her singing-and-dancing group to Central America to raise awareness of the rain forest. Also: Kenny falls for a choir member; and Kyle has trouble mastering the choreography.

Spontaneous Combustion

Residents start to spontaneously combust, prompting Stan's geologist father to investigate.

The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama)

Chef gets a visit from his mother when the boys feel his bride-to-be has taken their place in his heart.

Jakovasaurs

The boys discover two nearly extinct animals while camping on the banks of Stark's Pond.

Tweek vs. Craig

The boys take a shop class taught by an eccentric, and urge a schoolyard fight between classmates Tweek and Craig.

Sexual Harassment Panda

Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.

Cat Orgy

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

A meteor shower hits town, and Stan's sister Shelly babysits Cartman while Mrs. Cartman goes to a "meteor party."

Jewbilee

Kyle and Ike go on a camping trip while South Park residents wait for a meteor shower to begin.

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

On Halloween, the boys are plagued by fifth graders and the town is overrun by pirate ghosts. Music group Korn assists, and sings "Falling Away from Me."

Chinpokomon

Adults try to counter when the town's children become obsessed with a fad from Japan, whose government reveals their master plan behind the craze.

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

Kyle tries to teach his new rival about love; the boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee; and Cartman's mom agrees to teach him at home.

Starvin' Marvin in Space!

Starvin Marvin returns in a stolen U.S. spaceship, and enlists the boys to help feed his Ethiopian village. The CIA is among their pursuers.

The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War)

The town holds its annual reenactment of a Civil War battle, and Cartman suits up for the Confederacy with visions of glory.

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Mr. Hankey and South Park citizens celebrate the holidays with musical numbers from his Christmas Classics Album.

Are You There God, It's Me Jesus

"Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" purports to "answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about."

Worldwide Recorder Concert (a.k.a. The Brown Noise)

The boys and their class travel to the first "Worldwide Recorder Concert" in Arkansas, where Mr. Garrison confronts the demons of his childhood while visiting his parents.

The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000

Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy when he learns there's money to be made from harvesting the teeth of underprivileged kids. However, the leader of a dentists' organization sets out to stop him.

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

Cartman is sentenced to juvenile hall and his friends plan to get him out. Meanwhile, he begins to adjust to life on the inside.

Timmy! 2000

Mr. Mackey excuses Timmy from homework when he mistakenly thinks the boy is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder; then Cartman and his friends try to develop the same affliction.

Quintuplets 2000

The South Park media showers attention on a family with quintuplets that moves into the area, and Cartman befriends one of the new residents. Meanwhile, Kenny's mom tries to cash in on the excitement by planning a multiple birth of her own.

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Cartman seeks online companionship from older users after deciding that Stan, Kenny and Kyle aren't mature enough.

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Kyle suffers from a rare kidney disease and Cartman may be the only one who can save him, but at a high price.

Chef Goes Nanners

Chef protests against the South Park flag and ignites a town debate that even divides the kids. Meanwhile, Wendy becomes attracted to Cartman.

Something You Can Do with Your Finger (a.k.a. Fingerbang)

Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman form their own band and hold tryouts for a fifth member.

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1)

The boys, scared by Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation, scramble to take part in Holy Communion and their first Confession in order to "save" themselves.

Probably (2)

Satan can't decide between his new boyfriend and his former beau, Saddam Hussein. Meanwhile, Cartman has discovered his evangelical side and tries to ensure the gang a passage to heaven.

Fourth Grade

The fearful boys speculate on the identity of their teacher as they begin the fourth grade, leading them to build a time machine to take them back to the safety of third grade.

Trapper Keeper

Mr. Garrison orders a recount when the race for kindergarten president is too close to call. Meanwhile, a life form from the future appears in the school yard at South Park Elementary.

Helen Keller! The Musical

The boys work on a Thanksgiving pageant about Helen Keller and decide to use a turkey instead of a dog.

Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations)

The boys' British classmate, Pip, stars in this spoof of Dickens' classic "Great Expectations," set in London.

Fat Camp

Cartman is sent to a camp for obese youngsters by concerned family and friends. Meanwhile, Kenny has his own hit TV show, "Krazy Kenny." Also, Chef talks to the boys about prostitution.

The Wacky Molestation Adventure

Cartman becomes South Park's mayor when the kids take over the town.

A Very Crappy Christmas

The boys make a video Christmas card when Mr. Hankey's visit is delayed.

It Hits the Fan

The boys realize they may have made history of some sort when Cartman utters an expletive.

Cripple Fight

The boys join the Mountain Scouts with Timmy, who winds up in a fight with Jimmy in a supermarket parking lot.

Super Best Friends

A magician persuades Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult, and their journey lands them in Washington, D.C.

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Radiohead plays a role in Cartman's plan for revenge against an eighth-grader who wronged him.

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

The boys are devastated to learn that their heroes Terrence and Phillip have broken up.

Cartmanland

Cartman uses his $1 million inheritance to open his own amusement park.

Proper Condom Use

The impulsive implementation of sex-education classes at school leads to an all-out battle between the boys and the girls.

Towelie

The gang tries to protect a new resident in South Park from the government.

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

The boys decide to get into the patriotic spirit by heeding the President's advice to send money to the children of Afghanistan. But their spirits sour when they receive a package back and their mail becomes the focus of Government investigators.

How to Eat with Your Butt

As a prank, Cartman somehow gets Kenny's picture pasted on milk cartons as a missing child, which soon backfires on him.

The Entity (a.k.a. The Ginger Device)

Kyle is embarrassed by his cousin, Kyle, and tries to think of ways to avoid him in front of his friends.

Here Comes the Neighborhood

Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman have a run-in with Token, the town's only rich kid. In retaliation, Token encourages other wealthy people to move into the neighborhood.

Kenny Dies

Cartman discovers the benefits of stem-cell research.

Butters' Very Own Episode

Butters looks forward to his parents' anniversary dinner despite his mother's reaction to his father's secret extracurricular activities.

Jared Has Aides

The gang seizes upon an opportunity to make money with a weight-loss program that's sweeping the country.

Asspen

The boys head to Aspen, where the slopes are superb and Stan gets into a showdown with the lodge's expert skier.

Freak Strike

The gang decides to put Butters up as a guest on a talk show thinking that they will get special favors.

Fun with Veal

After learning how veal is made, the boys try to save some calves from the slaughterhouse.

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

The boys look forward to the newest Terrance and Phillip movie.

Professor Chaos

When Butters is rejected by the kids, his alter ego Professor Chaos is unleashed.

The Simpsons Already Did It

Cartman and the gang fear that they may have accidentally caused a death.

Red Hot Catholic Love

A priest visits South Park to find out why church attendance is down; the boys protest the tinkering of their favorite movies.

Free Hat

The boys try to prevent filmmakers from remaking their movies, but their efforts are mistaken for a campaign for the release of an infamous criminal.

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

When Bebe starts to mature physically, the boys behave so boorishly that their friendships are almost ruined.

Child Abduction is Not Funny

Media stories about kidnappings drive South Park parents to extreme measures, such as building a wall around the town to keep out predators.

A Ladder to Heaven

Trying to find Kenny in Heaven, the boys discover that Saddam Hussein may have hidden weapons there.

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

While returning "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store, the boys accidentally get a hold of a steamy porno tape.

Death Camp of Tolerance

The boys are sent to a camp where cultural sensitivity is taught.

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Cartman takes desperate measures to try to rid himself of Kenny's spirit, including traveling to Scotland.

My Future Self 'n' Me

Stan is forced to look at his life 30 years in the future; Cartman tries to launch a new business.

Red Sleigh Down

Cartman tries to score some points with Santa Claus by asking him to deliver presents to the needy children in Iraq.

Cancelled

The boys are abducted by aliens, who inform them that Earth is actually a reality show that is about to be canceled by intergalactic media moguls.

Krazy Kripples

The kids become embroiled in the life of a disabled celebrity who breezes through town and gets all the attention.

Toilet Paper

The boys are under investigation for covering their teacher's house with toilet paper.

I'm a Little Bit Country

The foul-mouthed youngsters return for a seventh season.

You Like That On Your Face

United States

Comedy Central

South Park is an adult comedy animation show centred around 4 children in the small town of south park. Its humour is often dark involving satirical elements and mocking current real-life events.

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