King of the Hill

Pilot

Bobby is accidentally given a black eye when he is not paying attention in a ball game and then he gives Peggy a black eye throwing his baseball in the house and Hank is turned into child protection services for abuse.

Square Peg

When Peggy is recruited to teach a sex education class at school, Dale makes anonymous call to the Hill house trying to get her to drop the class. Hank gets bent out of shape about Bobby taking the class.

The Order of the Straight Arrow

When Hank tries to introduce Bobby to one of his fond childhood memories by taking him on a Straight Arrow scout troop camping weekend, things don't go quite as planned. He has a run in with environmentalists, the park police and a friend turned traitor. While the guys are off having their misadventure, Peggy goes off to her special store for some foot care.n

Hank's Got the Willies

Bobby messes with Hanks guitar and gets him upset, then Hank hits Willie Nelson with a golf ball at the local golf course.

Luanne's Saga

Luanne breaks up with Buckley and Hank helps her through the breakup despite Peggy telling him how to handle her and what not to do. She then moves out and moves in with Boomhauer.

Hank's Unmentionable Problem

When Hank suffers irregularity, he must tolerate the embarrassment of a visit to the doctor and questions from his friends.

Westie Side Story

Hank and Peggy are happy at first, to meet their new Laotian neighbors. That is, until Khan's dog mates with Lady Bird then disappears. Peggy encounters conflict with Minh as well.

Shins of the Father

Hank must confront his visiting, war-veteran father when Bobby begins imitating Cotton's chauvinistic behavior.

Peggy the Boggle Champ

Peggy competes in a Boggle tournament against urban snobs in Dallas while Hank and the guys plan on visiting a riding lawn mower convention.

Keeping Up with Our Joneses

Hank's anti-smoking lesson for Bobby leads to him and Peggy smoking again and becoming addicted to cigarettes once more.

King of the Ant Hill

Hank's relationship with Dale becomes strained when Hank tries to compete with Khan for best lawn on the block and fires Dale as his exterminator.

Plastic White Female

Bobby practices his kissing technique before his first coed party on Luanne's beauty class head and Hank goes balistic.

How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying

Hank takes Bobby to a firing range and learns that his son is a perfect shot.

Texas City Twister

Hank must rescue Peggy and Luanne when he gets the guys to help him fix up Luanne's mothers trailer and a tornado heads right for it.

The Arrowhead

Hank finds ancient artifacts in his front yard and ends up enduring an all-out archaeological dig that draws Peggy into it.

Hilloween

Hank and Bobby play a prank that is interpreted as the work of a cult.

Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Hank decides to change his fishing bait and when the bait store owner sends him to another person, Hank mistakes a corner crack dealer for the guy that is supposed to sell him the fishing bait.

Husky Bobby

When the Hill's have to start shopping at the Husky Boy's store, Bobby is asked to be a model for a line of clothes.

The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg

Hank and his pals challenge an annoying rock band to a game of paintball.

The Son That Got Away

After Bobby and Connie are disciplined in school for cutting up in class, their parents crack down and punish them with home chores. Bobby and Connie get frustrated and runaway to the local caves and find themselves in whats known locally as the 'Boneyard'.

The Company Man

Hank must go to extremes to keep a national propane buyer's account from going to a competitor.

Bobby Slam

Bobby joins the wrestling team at Tom Landry Middle School. When Connie decides that she, too, wants to wrestle, Peggy uses Title IX of the Civil Rights Act to force the coach to give her a tryout. But the coach gets his revenge by pitting Connie against Bobby in a wrestling match. Bobby and Connie devise a little plan of their own to outsmart the coach's decisions.

The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Hank's mother comes to visit for Christmas with her new boyfriend, Garry. When Hank walks in on his mother and Garry having sex, he goes blind. Garry figures out the problem, and tries to help regain his sight, and they end up at a Faith Healing Church for answers.

Meet the Manger Babies

Luanne finds puppets at a yard sale and starts a puppet show called the Manger Babies. Her show then interferes with Hanks plans for the Super Bowl.

Snow Job

A disappointed Hank takes a vacation to contemplate his future in propane after being passed over by Buck..

I Remember Mono

Peggy finds out that the story Hank and her have been telling everyone about their early relationship is a lie.

Three Days of the Kahndo

Kahn gets a condo down in Mexico and ends up inviting the Hills along to get them to help pay for it. Bobby and Connie try to get good fireworks while there.

Traffic Jam

Hank gets into an accident and is forced to attend a 'comedy' traffic school.

Hank's Dirty Laundry

Hank tries to clear his name when his credit ratings hits an all-time low and he is not allowed to buy a dryer on credit.

The Final Shinsult

Cotton moves in with Hank after a fight with Didi, then he gets mad at Hank and moves in with Dale when Hank causes him to fail his drivers license test. Cotton then steals Santa Anna's leg to hold it hostage to get his license back.

Leanne's Saga

Released from jail, Luanne's mother stays with the Hills and then starts to date Bill.

Junkie Business

Hank is given the responsibility of hiring Strickland Propane's next employee and he ends up hiring a recovering drug user and gets Peggy mad at him because of the woman he did not hire in the junkies place.

Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga

Bobby takes a summer job as a vendor at the local NASCAR track working for a moron.

Peggy's Turtle Song

Peggy quits her job to stay at home and meets an angry female rocker while taking guitar lessons.

Propane Boom (1)

Hank loses his job at Strickland when Buck lays people off because of Mega Lo Mart selling propane. Hank decides to get even with Mega Lo Mart.

Death of a Propane Salesman (2)

Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal with his fear of dying. Meanwhile, Luanne, who lost all her hair in the explosion, decides to become an activist like Sinead O'Connor.

And They Call It Bobby Love

Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl who's two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie does, and is heartbroken when she dances with other guys. Marie decides to "move on" leaving Bobby an emotional wreck. Meanwhile, Hank and the guys find an abandoned couch in the alley, and grow to depend on it.

Peggy's Headache

When Peggy starts writing "musings" for the local newspaper, the pressure gives her a headache, so she goes to John Redcorn for a theraputic massage. When she finds out that Dale's wife Nancy is having an affair with John Redcorn, she is so horrified that she decides to tell Dale about it.

Pregnant Paws

Peggy starts going ballistic during Hanks attempts to get Lady Bird pregnant; Dale becomes a bounty hunter.

Next of Shin

Hank and Peggy decide to try and have another child; Didi informs Cotton that she is pregnant and it becomes too much for him to handle and he takes off to Las Vegas.

Peggy's Pageant Fever

Peggy competes in a beauty contest for the grand prize and is forced to make a tough decision.

Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men

Hank and the guys join a lawn mower focus group, which is disrupted by a minister and a car salesman.

Good Hill Hunting

Hank with Peggy's help, decides to take Bobby hunting only to find out that there are no more hunting permits available.

Pretty, Pretty Dresses

Hank and the guys stand watch over Bill when he becomes extremely depressed at Christmas time about Lenore leaving him and starts to consider suicide.

A Fire Fighting We Will Go

Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer fireman.

To Spank with Love

Peggy impresses the principal of Bobby's school when she substitutes for a teacher and disciplines the class.

Three Coaches and a Bobby

Bobby pleases his assistant coach father by joining the football team.

De-Kahnstructing Henry

Hank sees a top secret project underway at the military lab where Kahn works and then tells the Alley guys about it.

The Wedding of Bobby Hill

Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he switches Luanne's birth control pills with candy when they start a get even with each other war.

Sleight of Hank

Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and Peggy won't tell him. Meanwhile, Bobby is looking for a way to liven up his Sunday School report on Jesus, and when he sees the magician, he incorporates some of the tricks and patter into the report, calling it "The Amazing Jesus."

Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta

A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of "When Animals Attack".

Escape from Party Island

Hank chaperons his elderly mother and her friends in a town filled with riotous students on spring break. While Hank is gone, Bill becomes a thorn in Peggy's side.

Love Hurts and So Does Art

Bobby becomes a deli food aficionado and starts to develop gout when he is supposed to take Connie to a school dance; a X-ray of Hanks colon makes an appearance in a public place.

Hank's Cowboy Movie

Hank wants the Dallas Cowboys training camp to relocate to Arlen and he involves everyone into a effort to bring them to the town.

Dog Dale Afternoon

Fed up with the way Dale takes care of things he borrows, the guys steal Dale's new riding lawnmower to teach him a lesson which sends him over the edge and up into a clock tower.

Revenge of the Lutefisk

When the congregation welcomes it's new female minister with a potluck dinner, Bobby accidentally incinerates the church.

Death and Texas

Peggy unknowingly smuggles drugs into death row when tutoring an inmate.

Wings of the Dope

The town becomes angel-crazy after Luanne thinks she see's Buckley's angel bouncing on Kahn's trampoline.

Take Me Out of the Ball Game

Hank doesn't give Peggy the credit she's due when she becomes the star pitcher of his company's softball team.

As Old as the Hills

Hank and Peggy decide to go parachuting when Peggy gets upset on their anniversary; Didi starts to have her baby when only Bobby is there to help her.

Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall

Peggys future hangs by a parachute cord because of a sky diving accident. Bobby is pushed to the brink when he has to take care of Cotton and Didi's new baby.

Cotton's Plot

Peggy is mesmerized by Cotton's tales of heroics until she realizes they are partly tall tales.

Bills Are Made to Be Broken

When Bill's football record is broken unfairly, the guys find a way for him to try to get it back.

Little Horrors of Shop

After Hank volunteers as a shop teacher, he is suspended for supplying his students with so-called weapons.

Aisle 8A

Kahn and Mihn go out of town and Connie stays with the Hills, Hank then becomes all out of sorts when he has to help Connie with a personal problem.

A Beer Can Named Desire

Hank must throw a football through a hoop to win $ 1 million during the half time at a Dallas Cowboys game. They drop Bill off at his family plantation in New Orleans on the way to the game.

The Hank's Giving Episode

The Hill family embarks on a trip to Montana to visit Peggy's mother and gets caught at the airport by severe weather that grounds all the flights. Several of Hank's neighbors also end up at the airport due to their holiday plans.

Not in My Back Hoe

Hank rents a back hoe to help put a new septic system in for Bill and then meets a guy just like him named Hal at the megalo mart. His back alley buddies get jealous of the time Hank is spending with Hal instead of them.

To Kill a Ladybird

Bobby friends a raccoon that has been getting into the family's trash and then when Lady Bird defends Hank, they worry that the raccoon may have rabies. Dale gets more paranoid than usual and goes native.

Hillennium

Hank is the voice of reason at the start of the holiday season as his neighbors and friends start worrying more and more about the Millennial bug causing civilization to collapse.

Old Glory

Bill requests a American flag that is going to be put to rest at the military base; Bobby has to turn in a essay to a teacher that does not like Peggy.

Rodeo Days

Bobby drives Hank nuts with his comedy routines when the Rodeo comes to town and he decides that a Rodeo Clown is what he wants to be.

Hanky Panky (1)

Buck Strickland's wife boots him out of the house because of his womanizing, takes over Strickland Propane and starts flirting with Hank to get even with Buck for his impropriety's.

High Anxiety (2)

Buck attempts to frame Hank for Debbie's murder in order to protect his wife who he thinks may have killed her, Hank then has to defend himself to both Peggy and Sheriff Mumford.

Naked Ambition

Bobby accidentally see's Luanne in the shower and when he tells his friend Joseph about it, Joseph convinces Bobby to help him spy on her.

Movin' on Up

Luanne becomes frustrated with Hank always giving her rules to follow and when a neighbors house goes up for sale, she moves in and gets room mates to help with the bills.

Bill of Sales

Peggy becomes involved in a pyramid sales scam and ends up getting Bill involved as her star sales representative.

Won't You Pimai Neighbor?

Buddhist monks arrive in Arlen and Bobby ends up being chosen as their reincarnated Lama instead of who Kahn believes should be chosen.

Hank's Bad Hair Day

After Hanks regular barber goes nuts, Hank lets Bill cut his hair at the army base then gets a huge bill in the mail from the government for the haircut.

Meet the Propaniacs

Bobby creates a singing group for Strickland Propane in order to entertain unruly crowd at a sale.

Nancy Boys

Nancy and Dale rekindle the romance in their marriage, leaving Nancy's former lover John Redcorn out in the cold.

Flush with Power

During a drought, Arlen goes on water rationing and the town council votes to convert all toilets to low-flow toilets. Hank and his family discover a major problem with them and Hank tries to get the council to strike the low-flow law off the books.

Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet

When Hank and Peggy go bowling, Peggy has a big problem with the size of her feet. She then becomes unknowingly involved with a film maker who is running a fetish web site for feet.

Peggy's Fan Fair

Using Peggy's suggestion, her church group goes to a festival in Nashville, Tennessee where she hears country music star Randy Travis singing a song that she wrote and sent into him without giving her credit.

The Perils of Polling

After talking Luanne into voting for the first time, Hank goes ballistic when he discovers that Luanne is going to vote for a man running for president on the communist party because she likes the way he dresses. Hank then meets governor Bush and has a crisis of his own.

The Buck Stops Here

Bobby becomes infatuated with Bucks lifestyle and becomes buddies with him. Buck then takes Bobby on a gambling spree and Hank has to track them down. Meanwhile, Peggy and Mihn become involved in a competition to see who can donate the most blood.

I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo...Don't Want to Wait

After spending time at his grandparents house, Bobby becomes more aware of being treated like a kid. Bobby then becomes more envious of Joseph who has just hit puberty and is physically changing. Meanwhile, Hanks latest garage project is to build coffins for him and Peggy.

Spin the Choice

John Redcorn tries to get closer to Joseph and Bobby ends up getting wrong ideas and decides Thanksgiving is wrong.

Peggy Makes the Big Leagues

Peggy gets her big break when she is assigned to teach geometry at the high school. But she gets in trouble with everyone from her fellow teachers to the local Booster Club when she flunks Arlen High's star football player, David Kalaiki-Alii, the Flyin' Hawaiian.

When Cotton Comes Marching Home Again

Cotton and his war buddies lose their place and Cotton ends up taking a job at a swank restaurant.

What Makes Bobby Run?

Bobby becomes the new team mascot which makes Hank happy, but when it becomes time for the mascot to take a beating from the rival team, Bobby turns and runs breaking a long tradition.

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

Bill battling holiday depression and lonelier than normal starts responding to letters addressed to Santa that end up at the Post Offices dead letter box. He then starts buying expensive gifts for random children and things go downhill from there.

Chasing Bobby

Hank starts getting more and more upset and it ends up with his mechanic giving his truck only 500 more miles to be driveable.

Yankee Hankie

When Hank tries to get a specialty Texas Native license plate for his truck, he discovers that his mother gave birth to him at Yankee Stadium in New York while Cotton was obsessed with a attempt to kill Fidel Castro.

Hank and the Great Glass Elevator

The guys are out celebrating Bill's birthday and while in a elevator they talk Hank into mooning people. However, Hank ends up mooning the ex-governor of Texas and Bill steps in and protects him. Peggy discovers cooking with Charcoal when they run out of propane while Hank is gone.

Now Who's the Dummy?

Bobby encounters a famous ventriloquist at a nursing home and after being given a dummy, first suffers Hank's frustration then frustration with his dad when Hank takes a obsessive shine to the dummy, who turns out to be a big sports fan. Dale becomes obsessed with flashbacks from his childhood and goes on a vendetta.

Ho Yeah!

Peggy and Hank unknowingly take in a prostitute, Hank then tangles with her former pimp, Alabaster Jones.

The Exterminator

Dale gets a new job when he reaches the point where he can not handle the toxins he is using anymore and gets a job with a local company where he quickly moves up the corporate ladder and is given the job of firing employees.

Luanne Virgin 2.0

Luanne goes through a church ritual that makes her a virgin again and Hank finds out he was not the first guy Peggy was with.

Hank's Choice

Hank and Peggy find out that Bobby is allergic to dogs and then Bobby milks it for all it is worth.

King of the Hill

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