The Xtacles

Operation: Mountain Punch

Taggart refuses to do anything in the absence of orders from Awesome X, which includes changing course to avoid crashing into the Rocky Mountains, resulting in the Xcalibur smashing through the peaks. The Xtacles decide to drink on the deck while A.L.E.X. convinces Taggart to change course. The Xtacles' destructive inaction does not go unnoticed, and President Stan has no choice but to call on the Xtacles themselves to figure out who's destroying the Rocky Mountains. Taggart blames Yeti terrorists, then proceeds to kill one of his crew-members who happens to look like a yeti at the time, and then considers his job done.

Operation: Murderous Conclusions

President Stan's new statue is anally violated, so Stan calls upon the Xtacles to solve the mystery. When it is determined that a gorilla must have done it, Taggart blames a criminal named Rape Ape, who he just made up. No file exists for the made-up criminal, so the Xtacles move to the next item, Rapier Ape, a retired ape fencer whom they assume to have taken raping to a new level. A massacre at the restaurant where Rapier Ape is employed ensues and Rapier Ape is brutally beaten for his "crime," while the actual Rape Ape proceeds to rape Stan's new statue.

United States

Adult Swim

The Xtacles is a spin-off of the Adult Swim show Frisky Dingo and is set within the same universe, with both shows sharing many characters.The Xtacles themselves are the fighting force behind superhero Awesome-X, who has recently gone missing. They are trained soldiers that wear robotic suits and reside aboard the Xcalibur, a large flying base. The man in charge of them is Jack Taggart, who is joined by A.L.E.X., a sexy computer AI. The Xtacles often receive their mission orders from President Stan, who is usually reluctant to use them.

The Xtacles

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