Freaky Stories

The Big Queasy

1. 'Prison Break'- Fussy Rocco endures hunger strike for better food but eats science specimens.    2. 'Cat Food'- Possibly poisoned salmon ruins posh party.    3. 'Weenie Wonderland'- Hot-dogs at Maxi-Frank theme park made with garbage.    4. 'Mixed Nuts'- Grocery clerk eats nuts previously sucked by Granny.

Boys & Ghouls

1. 'A Shot in the Dark'- The embarrassing ramifications of eating chili before a first date.    2. 'First Kiss'- Girl-shy tongue-tied guy transformed by a girl/ghost.    3. 'Blind Date'- A couple 'well suited'; First date at Halloween dance, costumes not necessary.    4. 'The Suspect'- Joe is fleeing in fear from cop, while cop is chasing Slasher in back seat of Joe's car.

Animal Maggotism

1. 'The Resurrection of Fluffy'- Dead pet bunny makes reappearance with help of dog and baby-sitter.    2. 'Fifi to Go'- Foreign cuisine's secret ingredient translates to horror for Peterson family on vacation.    3. 'Bug in the Ear'- Big game hunter scared of bugs; gets earwigs on the brain.    4. 'The Flying Kitten'- Far flung kitty twice saved.

Take This Job and Love It!

1. 'Pizza Guy'- Pizza delivery guy encounters girl with an odd collection in her basement.    2. 'Carpet Man'- Carpet installer bonds with bird who then bonds with the carpet.    3. 'Out of the Blue'- A tabloid photographer chases an alien story and overturns spuds.    4. 'Blunder Bed'- Cockroach infested motel has magic finger beds.

Designer Tales

1. 'Diet Pill'- A beauty pageant contestant tries to win through dehydration but ends up getting soaked.    2. 'Spiders in the Hairdo'- Spiders nest in beehive.    3. 'The Fly'- A zipper caught ruins snob's dinner.    4. 'Hanging by a Thread'- Two high school fashion 'plates' compete for best dressed honours but end up overexposed.

Boo!

1. 'Snatched'- High school disco dummy transforms into astrophysics academic to reunite with lost Martian love    2. 'Graveyard Wager'- An army brat gets pinned down as he goes through graveyard-club initiation    3. 'Puddle and the Glow Monster'- A scout-master gets his own after scaring the piddle out of Puddle    4. 'The Vampire'- Vampire waiter brings house specialty from basement at home

When You Gotta Go

1. 'Locked Out at 20,000'- Passenger plane has close call with a mountain as incompetent crew locked out of cockpit.    2. 'The $50 Porsche'- Matrimonial break-up creates buyers market.    3. 'The Bunker'- A security expert over secures his car but finds out that even the 'safest' place is not secure enough.    4. 'A Concrete Cadillac'- Infidelity or birthday surprise? Jealousy turns gift Cadillac into lawn ornament.

Law & Disorder

1. 'The Rug Bug'- While debugging hotel room, chandelier is a 'hit' in the honeymoon suite below.    2. 'Cat-Napping'- 'Rats', for Sonny the Swipe...giftwrapped.    3. 'Free Gas'- Sewage sucks when 'moocher' out for gas.    4. 'The Hook'- A close call for young lovers; killer's hook found hanging onto car...the musical.

Not the Waltons

1. 'Black Bean Soup'- Bad choice of soup does not blow tennis player's chance of making a love match.    2. 'Bottle of Wine'- Well preserved salty sea captain remains a constant in couples anniversary claret.    3. 'To Pee or Not to Pee'- Fortune results when 'nature calls' an old woman to a funeral.    4. 'Break a Leg'- A 'consummate' leap ends cousins feud over bride at wedding.

Oops!

1. 'The Moving Cactus'- Haughty horticultural society horrified as specimen spews forth snakes.    2. 'The Mystery Smell'- Professional couple unknowingly emit foul odour during opening night at a theatrical performance.    3. 'Fetch the Ball'- School stud loses chance with sweetheart when he sends her dog out of 3rd floor window to fetch a ball.    4. 'Accidental Cannibals'- Uncle Dimitri is the 'spice' of life...literally!

Gotcha!

1. 'Dumb Waiter'- Chef/waiter gobs in soup for surly customer unaware that his daughter is sharing the meal.    2. 'Luggage'- A 'guilty' baggage handler replaces a little girl's dead dog; she is shocked to see the dog arrive alive.    3. 'Mama Mia'- Con artist granny has her way with Frank in the grocery store.    4. 'Jaxx in the Box'- Ultra cool club kid experiences latest craze and loses body to a hot little blonde number.

School Daze

1. 'Field Trip'- A little girl is put off her favourite juice upon seeing bad Billy 'hoark' into a vat of her favourite drink while at the factory.    2. 'The Story'- A boy and a girl express their feelings for each other through a written class exercise.    3. 'Panty Raid'- Frat boy downs woman's contacts while waiting for her panties.    4. 'The Experiment'- Dissected frog guts from science class end up in swim team's fundraiser chili.

End of the Day

1. 'The Flower Lady'- Crossdressing once a year brings financial rewards to 'aging' film star.    2. 'The Bookkeeper'- Ernie would have become a bookkeeper had he been able to read/write, instead he becomes a millionaire.    3. 'Voice From Within'- Ghostbuster Dave locates family ghost trying to sabotage a move from the house.    4. 'Pig Story'- Only the pig's legs get eaten in exchange for heroic deeds performed for farm family.

Dog from Mexico / Mortician's Daughter / Pigeon Dave / Hair Today, Gone…

1. 'Dog from Mexico'- Pet puppy is not just a putrid pooch.   2. 'Mortician's Daughter'- Snide snob is sprinkled in soot.   3. 'Pigeon Dave'- Whiny window watcher a witnesses to wickedness.   4. 'Hair Today, Gone…'- Freshman's formula forms a fiesta of furry follicles!

Murray and the Rats / Safe at Home / The Gift / Maple Syrup

1. 'Murray and the Rats'- Incompetent innkeeper's inhabitance infested with irate rats.   2. 'Safe At Home'- Terrified teen's toes the target of tongue tickling.   3. 'The Gift'- Prying pupils panic over a package of puppy poop.   4. 'Maple Syrup'- Sinister sibling finds himself covered in syrup and ants.

Last Cab Fare / Nude in the RV / Alligator in the Sewer / Do Unto Others

1. 'Last Cab Fare'- Cabby confronts circus creature.   2. 'Nude in the RV'- Big rig boy basks in the buff.   3. 'Alligator in the Sewer'- Melancholy maintenance man reunites with reptile, Rocky.   4. 'Do Unto Others'- Selfish scout harasses senior citizens.

Stolen Lunchbox / Front Row Seats / The Vanishing / Dead Man Walking

1. 'Stolen Lunchbox'- Big bad bullies get beaten at their own battle.   2. 'Front Row Seats'- Resourceful robber ravages rich residence.   3. 'The Vanishing'- Mysterious minor metamorphoses into mature maiden.   4. 'Dead Man Walking'- Nervous ninny nanny's a napping narcoleptic.

Radar Benny / Battleship / Severed Digit / Photo Op

1. 'Radar Benny'- Crusty cop gets crushed by a cannon.   2. 'Battleship'- Conceited Captain coerced to change his course.   3. 'Severed Digit'- Feisty fido fights thief and redefines "finger food".   4. 'Photo Op'- Testy tourists torture benevolent bellboy.

Last Call / Identical Twins / Bat Girl / The Nosy Maid

1. 'Last Call'- Fearful fellow with a phobia fights for freedom with a phone.   2. 'Identical Twins'- Two sets of tricky teen twins in a twisted tale.   3. 'Bat Girl'- Bad bat bite becomes a big bother.   4. 'The Nosy Maid'- Meddling maid manages her mangy mane.

Traders / Court in the Act / Furd and the VeeP / Mooching Roommate

1. 'Traders'- Lunch mooch munches yummy maggots.   2. 'Court in the Act'- Slippery Sam skips from the slammer to serve a second sentence.   3. 'Furd and the VeeP'- VP plunges in poop at a pool party.   4. 'Mooching Roommate'- Dweeb discovers the dangers of dining in the dark.

The Need for Speed / Zit's a Horrible Life / The Girl with the Hoary Cough / The Smell of Fear

1. 'The Need for Speed'- An addiction goes airborne.   2. 'Zit's A Horrible Life'- Pimple-popping prepubescent parches like a prune.   3. 'The Girl with the Hoarky Cough'- Hoarky hack harvests humongous hairball.   4. 'The Smell of Fear'- Crew cringes cause rotting rat reeks.

Apologies to Steinbeck / The Creeping Curse of the Mummy's Tomb / A Fishy Story / Dumped in the Outback

1. 'Apologies to Steinbeck'- Prestigious pastries produce ample profit.   2. 'The Creeping Curse of the Mummy's Tomb'- Menacing Mummy makes moist maché.   3. 'A Fishy Story'- Clairvoyant consumes nostalgic crab cakes.   4. 'Dumped in the Outback'- Crazy Kangaroo keeps Jeeps keys.

The Iron Fist Principal / Field of Seeds / Last Laugh / The Immortal Osgood Toadworthy

1. 'The Iron Fist Principal'- Disguising Dean as a dummy to deliver dismay.   2. 'Field of Seeds'- Ball players battle birdie by-product.   3. 'Last Laugh'- Arrogant athlete aims for approval.   4. 'The Immortal Osgood Toadworthy'- Old ogre opts for immortality.

The Boy Who Cried Alien / Did You Have Fun at the Party / The Rich Fart / Sewer Swimming Hole

1. 'The Boy Who Cried Alien'- Curious kid and canine companion uncover conspiracy.   2. 'Did You Have Fun at the Party?'- Snooping spouse smooches with psycho.   3. 'The Rich Fart'- Flatulence finds the family fortune.   4. 'Sewer Swimming Hole'- Sweaty spectators swim in sewage.

The Man Who Picked His Brain / The Big Question / Smelly Kelly / Go Find Something to Do, Kid!

1. 'The Man Who Picked His Brain'- Bottled brain finds bad body.   2. 'The Big Question'- Sly slackers pull sham at school.   3. 'Smelly Kelly'- Fancy filly falls for foul fellow whose foe is her father.   4. 'Go Find Something to do, Kid!'- Brilliant boy saves bus from bridge.

Pirates / Choc-Roaches / Femme Fatale / Dear Mother and Father

1. 'Pirates'- Pesky pirates pull prank on unsuspecting partner.   2. 'Choc-Roaches'- Crunchy centred candies cause curiosity.   3. 'Femme Fatale'- Harmful hitchhiker hits the highway.   4. 'Dear Mother and Father'- Lazy learner lies in letter.

Double Your Pleasure / Deep Forest Diver / Hocus Pocus / The Prize

1. 'Deep Forest Diver'- X-Files humour in a jugular vein.   2. 'Double Your Pleasure... Double Your Fun'- Tables turned on twisted twins.   3. 'The Prize'- Dweeby Daryl impresses bodacious Britney.   4. 'Hokus Pokus'- Amateur magician reveals one secret too many

Rugs R Us / Fishin' Hole / Bean Boy / The 13th Floor

1. 'The 13th Floor'- Wimpy numbers whiz Wally Willis.   2. 'The Fishing Hole'- Little Tiffany finds fish in the most unlikely of places.   3. 'Bean Boy'- Flatulent fun with 'Bean Boy', Billy Baxter!   4. 'Rugs "R" Us'- Toupee trouble causes mayhem, mirth and mange.

Long Long Distance Call / Sweet Dreams / Dueling Sisters / Stuck Face

1. 'Long Long Distance Call'- Serves you right!   2. 'Sweet Dreams'- Shades of Windsor McCay! Late nite sweets cause sour dreams.   3. 'Dueling Sisters'- Betty 'the B' outwitting Gloria 'the G', didn't count on Snippy 'the D'.   4. 'Stuck Face'- Willy the Worm gets a call from Jel

Chatty Monk / Mark IV / Invisible Shirley / Mouse in the House

1. 'Mark IV'- He made his parents proud. Or, did his parents make him proudly?   2. 'Invisible Shirley'- Nancy's brother doesn't believe she has an invisible friend... until its too late.   3. 'The Chatty Monk'- Brother B sez the words that set him free…   4. 'Mouse in the House'-

Ouija Board / Fountain of Youth / Houston, We Have a Problem / So Long Sing Sing

1. 'So Long, Sing Sing'- Jailbird Jake makes the great escape.   2. 'Fountain of Youth'- Tammy takes a tumble to win back her beau.   3. 'The Ouigi Board'- Mandy plans a trick at Charlene's party. But the Joke's on her!   4. 'Houstin, We Have a Problem'- Looks like Deke's been decked by techie.

At The Circus AKA Woody! / The Genius / Which is Witch / Loch Ness Incident

1. 'At The Circus AKA Woody!'- Mouth-breather Bruno gets bushwacked by the big monkey.   2. 'The Genius'- Doofus Duane gets great grades. What's his secret?   3. 'Which is Witch'- Naughty new-kid isn't as bad as he seems. He's worse.   4. 'Loch Ness Incident'- Heather learns to sail.

Sour Puss / Monkey's Paw / First Anniversary / Bagel Boy

1. 'Sour Puss'- Grampa gets sweet revenge on Banker Baxter.   2. 'The Monkey's Paw'- Five wishes, four consequences and a mistake.   3. 'First Anniversary'- A haunting tale. Or is it a tale of a haunting?   4. 'Bagel Boy'- A twisted tale of revenge. Will that be poppy or sesame?

The Getaway / The Babysitter / The Meal / Mystery of the Wax Museum

1. 'The Getaway'- Buffalo Bob buys it baggin' the bad guys.   2. 'The Babysitter'- Sharla shares the sitting chores - WITH THE STRANGER UPSTAIRS!!!   3. 'The Meal'- Guess who's comin' for dinner?   4. 'Mystery of the Wax Museum'- Nature outwits academia, naturally.

The Mouse Trap / Monkey Shines / Just a Little Push / The Lodger

1. 'The Mouse Trap'- A Christmas tale for the young (and strong) of heart…   2. 'Monkey Shines'- A game of "cat-and-mouse". But which is whom?   3. 'Just a Little Push'- A tale of fear, revenge and a really good soundtrack.   4. 'The Lodger'- Police Detective Hunter hounds the lodger.

Canada

The show is hosted by a cockroach named Larry de Bug, and his sidekick Maurice the maggot in a 50s style diner. Each episode consisted of them telling three stories, each of which being an urban legend.Quote - "This is a true story, and it happened to a friend of a friend of mine."

Freaky Stories

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