Golan the Insatiable

Ragin' Fun

A Pox On Your Pox

Golan's plans to escape back to his home dimension are threatened when he catches the chicken pox from Dylan.

Escape To Tooth Mountain

Golan believes the tooth fairy is real, and he informs everyone they're in a relationship.

Deer Uncle Gerald

Golan is enraged when the family ditches him to attend a funeral without him.

I Can Smell That Cheap Clone From Here

In an attempt to mimic the Easter resurrection, Golan accidentally creates a clone of himself who proves to have a mind of his own.

Dylan Crushes Reading

Dylan neglects her reading assignments because of a boy, and Golan decides he will personally teach her to read, even if it kills her.

Pilot

Winter Is Staying

Golan and Dylan hatch an evil scheme to kill spring before it even begins, using the magic of dance, and Alexis realizes she is the only one who can stop them.

Shame On Pee

When Dylan is caught wetting the bed, Golan mocks her relentlessly to get in with cool kids. Meanwhile, Alexis helps her boyfriend, Keith, throw the sickest seventeenth birthday party the local news has ever seen.

Shell Raiser

Dylan and Golan adopt a diseased covered turtle in hopes of poisoning the whole town in the Oak Grove Chili Eat Out. Meanwhile, Carole is whooshed into the insurmountable highs and lows of modeling despite Alexis' cries of caution.

On Golan Pond

Golan's life is in danger when he sheds his skin in the wilderness, and only tiny Dylan can protect him! Meanwhile, Carole loosens up with the help of an amorous machine.

Golan The Impregnable

Golan attends Alexis' high school to get crowned King in the school dance. Meanwhile, Dylan worries that she is losing Golan to Alexis' world of popularity and parties.

United States

I do not know how I got to your worthless dimension. I suspect foul wizardry. Nor do I know how to return to my kingdom of Gkruool. I do not like it any more than you insects. Yet here we are and it seems we must make the most of it.

Golan the Insatiable

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