Meat the Carvers

Pilot

Damien brings his new friend over for dinner, realizing he made a deadly mistake. Victor deals with an unhealthy inspection, enlists Uncle Jack to help him "Chop Up" some problems.

Female Trouble

Uncle Jack teaches Damien the ways of women, while helping him settle some scores along the way. Victor and Delores soak in the silver screen, while Eve starts a biblical fire with some very unlucky kindling.

Dead & Breakfast

Damien the Dungeon Master is unwittingly roped into Jack's new scheme of robbing weary travelers. Delores and Victor go to a nice dinner, but hit a few bumps along the way. Little Eve has an uncomfortable encounter with the pillow guy who used to smoke crack, and that other guy who lived with Robin Thicke's Dad. It's all murder, mayhem, and micromachines. Get out your twenty-sided die and roll for critical comedic damage.

My Monster Pal

Jack's estranged cousin convinces Eve to free him, and goes on rampage. Jack and Damien are left to clean up before Victor finds them. Take a ride in Uncle Larry's cocaine fueled Time Machine. We're going back to the 80's ...permanently.

The Italian Job

M3ATY Burger Massacre

On the season finale of Meat the Carvers, Victor takes a job at a Vegan burger restaurant to help out with extra bills, but ends up having to put his butcher shop skills to use on some fresh meat. Jack smokes DMT and gets sucked into a cinematic wasteland, where he meets a macabre caretaker bent on ending little Eve's murderous rampage. Come along a psycdelic tour through the dark side of public domain cinema.

A horrifying animated comedy about a monstrously diverse New Jersey family who eat bad people.

Meat the Carvers

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